"NO. NOT at ALL." - They would reply.
Until I happened upon this red, wicker chair. I fell in love with it and think it would be fantastic on the back patio. Alas, I left it there to be admired by all who walk by it ... (it's a good thing too because my kids would have had a riot with the wicker teasing!)
PS - I added this red beauty to my 'house wish list' :)